Side ways laptop

When my laptop is side ways I could be doin a lot of things. maybe im scatchin that itch that’s hard to get. Maybe my butt hurts and I am tryin to get relief. Oh maybe I am being nosey at the coffeeshop at a couple makin out or arguing. Or at the same situation I am one of the people in the couple ( doubt that) maybe im sneakin a peak at the cute guy wit glasses that passes by and backs up and gives me his number. Maybe im on the train tryin to see what stop is next on the schedule posted on the train, even though I ride this so many times a week, I do forget. Who noes. Don’t say I dream a lot- jen